Lil Miss Facebook

All this girl knows about the Lockerbie Bomber is that he just updated his status to

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500+ connections on Linkedin, Facebook (and BusinessBecause of course)
500+ connections on Linkedin, Facebook (and BusinessBecause of course)
As a tool, the internet can greatly enhance our level of comprehension and communication in ways that few would have predicted 20 years ago. Of course, this person has moved to an extreme where she is now afraid to state anything that hasn’t already been published on Wikipedia or Facebook.
 
Who?
 
Lil’ Miss Facebook
 
Resume to date?
 
Technology Start-up - somewhere that combines the mystique of incomprehensible and useless innovation with the smug self importance of working for a small firm.
 
Commonly found?
 
At a party for ten minutes, just so she can spend two hours uploading and tagging photos.
 
20 years on?
 
Will have reached personal fulfilment when, after two decades of hard work, she finally perfects her Facebook page.
 
Most likely to say?
 
“I didn't, like, read the books. But I got all the info on Wikipedia!”
 
Least likely to say?
 
“Don’t worry, I won’t post this online.”
 
Blows her loan on?
 
iPhone Apps
 
Drives?
 
On Facebook, it’s a BMW. In real life, it’s a Chevy Malibu.
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28 August 2009
 

A great new idea: a facebook for Facebook users!

social networking has bred a new breed of hardcore social networkers that need their own social network.


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Ian Priest
By Ian Priest
26/08/2009

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