MBA Frat Guy
Let's get shedded!
Who?
Frat-guy re-living undergrad days.
Resume to date?
Career that involved jet-set lifestyle, fast living and locker room hazing i.e. finance.
Commonly found in?
Grimiest bar in town (despite cleaner, better alternatives nearby) because it's where the "real" partyers go.
School common lounge when hijacked by him to engage in drinking games and sing-alongs to AC/DC and early Bon Jovi.
20 years on?
Chairman of golf club. Director of Madoff-esque Ponzi scheme. Hey, the lifestyle isn't cheap.
Most likely to say?
"What do you mean you don't drink?"
Least likely to say?
"I'm sorry, are we being too loud? We'll keep it down."
"Can I borrow your C K Prahalad?"
Blows his loan on?
Teen Playmate from Kansas he loved for three days while interviewing with hedge funds in New York
Drives?
An SUV
Next to his, your life sucks.
- Author:
- Thomas Park
- Published:
- Sunday 19th July 2009 23:00:00 GMT
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Comments
Thursday 23rd July 2009, 21.25 (UTC)
Swigging Jack Daniels??
Thursday 23rd July 2009, 21.26 (UTC)
Can you do a cheerleader chick next please? apparently all girls at b-school are divided between the "super-glamorous high-maintenance husband-finders" and the "scary alpha-achieving feminists" - is this true?
Thursday 23rd July 2009, 22.18 (UTC)
any examples of current business people who may have been the MBA jock 30yrs back? Bernie Madoff doesn't seem like one.